when I’m asleep or unconscious:
when I’m eating:
when I’m in school:
when I’m sick:
when my leg is broken:
when both my legs are broken:
when I’m in a coma:
when I’m dead:
GOOD LORD, PEOPLE, I POSTED THIS LITERALLY LIKE A MINUTE AGO AND IT ALREADY HAS OVER 25 NOTES!!!! *dies*
Forever telling anyone I ever date that I like their butt and fancy hair.
this is the best movie for so many reasons
I love how he latches onto his hair being fancy and not his butt being nice bahahaha
A part of my childhood died the same second as you took your very last breath.My thoughts are with your family and friends. You were a great actor and person. I hope you’re on a better place now, rest in peace.
RIP Richard, we will miss you.
Psychologists Discover How People Subconsciously Become Their Favorite Fictional Characters
Psychologists have discovered that while reading a book or story, people are prone to subconsciously adopt their behavior, thoughts, beliefs and internal responses to that of fictional characters as if they were their own.
Experts have dubbed this subconscious phenomenon ‘experience-taking,’ where people actually change their own behaviors and thoughts to match those of a fictional character that they can identify with.
I’ve done this my entire life.
Which is why its so important to have empowering media (looking at you Bella Swan.)
#so I am Kurt #and Zane is Blaine
Then jfc will you just come back to me and forgive everything already?
i CAN’T SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE MAKING MY STUPIDITY UP TO YOU IF YOU WON’T LET ME, KURT
I CAN’T FORGIVE YOU IF I’M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT MY SIDE OF THINGS AND SINCE THE WORLD IS FOCUSED ON YOU THEN I CANNOT DEAL WITH MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW, BLAINE
(but I still love you and sometimes I accidentally call my boyfriend by your name late at night and I may have sprayed it with your cologne but sh, don’t tell Adam)
Wait, you call Adam by my name? Adam’s an “it”? You sprayed him with my cologne? What’s going on, Kurt? Is this some weird NYC culture I’m not yet a part of?
And I’ll give you the world and all the time to talk if Papa Murphs would stop whoring out my voice so much. :/
You shush your face, Blaine, I forgot to add word, I meant my boyfriend pillow.
I tried to spray him with your cologne but he just looked at me weird…
And damn Papa Murphs :( FREE MY VOICE, LET ME DO SOME TALKING INSTEAD OF HAVING EVERYONE TALK OVER ME AND MAKE DECISIONS WITHOUT ME.
Aw, come on, Kurt, you could always have a real snuggle buddy instead of a pillow. Plus I’m warm and can hug much better than a pillow. But just as friends if you want, of course. Friend snuggles are a benefit of my friendship as you well know.
And then I can make Papa Murphs think I have laryngitis so you can do all the singing while we snuggle…
Unless our very platonic mouths get busy with reliving the almost wedding. That seems to be his solution to all of this. That won’t stop you from hitting your high notes, but… well, I don’t think your sentences will be very well-structured. ;) No pressure of course.
Shall I skip school tomorrow and come up for a long weekend visit? I’ve been wanting to scoop out all the campuses of the places I’ve applied to in the city anyway. And I can get an idea of the acoustics of the NYADA room where my audition is next month. It’ll be nice to see Santana and Rachel, too!
You do give really good hugs, like you put your entire being in it and it’s just so warm and perfect and I love how you tuck your face into my neck so I can bury my nose in your hair…
Wait, I have a sort of boyfriend.
But then again, what’s snuggles between two friends?
So you want me to sing while we snuggle? No dueting? Because our duets are my favorite, but if you have fake laryngitis, then that’s out. And you know how much I love when you sing me to sleep.
Blaine, I’ve told you before, we can’t do that again, that was a one time thing… That happened several times…
Okay, so it was a one-weekend type thing. But it can’t happen again. Especially when you come out this weekend. I mean, you’ll have to share a bed with me, Adam said the couch is really uncomfortable when he got snowed in with us, so I’m not going to make you sleep on that.
Santana says that you can come over if you buy her earplugs. I told her there was no need for them but she inisisted I pass the word along.
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar